You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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