I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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