the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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