I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We're too hungover to prance.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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