she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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