Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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