so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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