We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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