Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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