bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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