you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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