Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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