I haven't been this sober since birth.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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