somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Randomize