last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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