I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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