Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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