Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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