Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
babies were throwing up all over the place
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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