whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
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I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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