no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
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So much Jack, so little girl.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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