She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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