brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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