Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I am spending my child support on dildos
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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