Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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