I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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