There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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