Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize