from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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