i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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