Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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