Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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