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You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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