I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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