the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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