it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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