I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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