Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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