i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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