I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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