Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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