That's when you crack a 10am beer
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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