she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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