Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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