Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I understand Curling. That high.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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