Ambien. No doubt about it.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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