Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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