Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
wat bout pragnant strippers??
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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