Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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