im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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